Crankmail (Sept. 2018)

While FFRF gets plenty of fan mail, we also get plenty of religiously fanatic mail. So in every issue we publish some of the more interesting, shall we say, criticisms. Printed as received.

Zealots!: I read an article today about you zealots becoming involved in a high school devotional in Arkansas. I would think you had better things to do with your tiny brains. Maybe you could all take up a hobby like bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon and stay out of other peoples affairs that do not concern you. Obviously leftards insanity influences your every action. Do the country a favor, close up your little shop of horrors, go start a commune in the desert far from civilization so as not to pollute society with your Marxist thinking. Actually a commune in Russia should make you quite happy. — Mike Lencioni

Ashamed: I am ashamed to say I was born in Wisconsin because of all the hate you create. I pray God will forgive you when you are standing in front of him explaining why you have spread such hate of God. — Shirley McKay

FFRF: Like all crazy terrified control freak Liberals you would rather teach people WHAT to think instead of HOW to think. It wont work. It didn’t work for Hitler or any of the other monster maniacals. Get a job, you’ll be happier. — Luke Van Horne

FU!: I DONT THINK YOU CORRUPT PUSSIES HAVE THE BALLS TO GO AGAINST THE DEMOCRATIC AGENDA.. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT ALL OF YOU LEFT WING LIBERAL BITCHES ARE SING THE SAME SONGS ALL THE TIME, LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.. SO IN CLOSING, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, “ GO FUCK YOURSELFS, AND ALL THE HOMO’S AND PEDOPHILES THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH, ALONG WITH ALL THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND MUSLIM LOVING FAGGOTS THAT YOU ARE SO CLOSELY PLAYING PUSSY WITH… UNTIL NEXT TIME… HAVE A NICE DAY !!! — John Flores

You guys suck: Assholes like you are destroying this country by trying to force your views on others instead of just letting people believe what they will. Bunch of self serving self important jerks. I do not care that you are athiest. does not bother me one bit what you believe or don’t believe. But what makes your views more correct than the other guys? I only care that assholes like you create fear and division by taking from others based on your beliefs or theirs. — JB Taylor

Hell is calling: Such an asshole group you have, enjoy hell, and quit ruining our country. Satan is the biggest loser, quit worshipping that pile of crap. God is in control despite you idiots. Every school shooting, the blood is on your hands…
— John Smith

What about my rights?: ok, you have your rights with the first amendment. but now you are infringing on my rights. Your located in WI. I don’t come and protest you, don’t come down here and stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. — David Williams

atheists: Police Officers lip-syncing to a song from God’s Not Dead? Oh, the absolute horror of it all. I encourage all you atheists to rethink your beliefs. Does the theory of evolution really hold up? Not in a billion years….not in 100 billion years. Evolutionists have no explanation whatsoever for the human eye. That is just one of thousands of examples. — Charley Larson

Terrible sign: Your public sign ON THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BUILDING stating “FFRF ….Proudly Professional pains in the a$$ since 1978” is both offensive to me and my family and if not removed from the public’s view- having such offensive language… your organization will be notified of the actions that will follow. — Kenneth Cannon

Go to hell: Why cannot you people just stick your heads up your asses — Gary Jung

Discount: A church bulletin discount, that’s a problem to you imbeciles? You sensitive little not anywhere near as smart as you think you are morons see the RELIGION angle and it’s Katy bar the freaking door! Why can’t you just leave people alone? It’s not that hard. Especially when you realize just how fundamentally wrong on a subject as you are. Please just read the damn Constitution, will you? It’s pretty self explanatory. — Rob Collins

Assholes: You can go fuck yourself you atheist piles of shit! Go jump off a bridge. Satan is waiting for your pathetic worthless soul to torture for eternity. Before you are tormented for all of time stop fighting restaurants that give Sunday discounts to people who aren’t inbred trash like you — Jason Contreras

Go away!: Drop dead you sick assholes and may your filthy hoes suffer — Joe Turek

FFRF: you are a good example of a very stupid person i wonder about your parents sad !!!!! — John Riley

You are bad!!!: Disband your terrible, horrible organization. You are bad bad people — Graham Rogers

Burn in hell!: Freedom From Religion Foundation—regarding your bitching about the 10% church discount that you had a fit over…go fuck yourself you worthless atheist cocksuckers. I hope you and your POS of shit organization burn in fucking hell. — Ed Rylant

You can’t stop me: On a personal business decision, I have no problem with giving advice at a discounted rate, or at no cost to Christians. In fact I will take full advantage of the stupidity of atheists to separate them from their money. This is how the real world works. Your attorneys mean absolutely nothing to me. To stop my business activity you are going to have to kill me. Now, do what you need to do. — Richard Brisson