Caption contest winner

Congratulations to Steve Haack for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the September issue.

The winning caption was a limerick (of which we received more than one):

There once was a woman named Mary,

Whose impotent husband was wary,

So she claimed it was God,

Who had slipped her the rod,

It was really a shepherd named Larry.

Top runners-up include:

#MeToo — John Schaeffer and Lois Jean, sent separately.

All I did was go to confession! — Allen Misher

Thanks to all who participated. If you see any non-copyright-protected pictures or images (most likely that you take yourself) that you think would be good for a caption contest, please send them to [email protected].