Crankmail (August 2019)

Here is our latest installment of some of the missives we get from those who don’t seem to agree with FFRF’s mission. Printed as received. Spoiler alert: There is profanity.

Pledge: Hey scum bags I will say the Pledhe any time any where I want to and fuck you — Rick Carter

You need to learn: Every time I read one of your complaints, I think to myself, obviously you do not understand the first amendment or you choose not to. It is not to keep religion out of the public buildings or places it is that Government does not choose one religion over another it has nothing to do with Christianity. Christianity is not a religion in it self like Catholic Baptist Methodist etc. — Chandra Kelly

Losers!: You can be of assistance to me by pulling your bottom lip over your head and swallowing!!! This country and world was founded on the faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ whom is very real and very alive. You people have zero business going around this country trying to tell people where they can and cannot display a cross. Go suck a tail pipe you bunch of communists — Jake Cureson

FFRF: What makes you atheists think you have the right to remove God from America? God has been around way before you people came along. So, you say that a cross shouldn’t be displayed in public, what, would you rather have a Satanic star? Or a statue of Satan? What exactly is offensive about a cross? Nothing, you people would rather have a country where God doesn’t exist, well guess what, he is everywhere you can’t hide from or stop the power of the Lord. You will be judged for your behavior and may God have mercy on your soul. — Michael Huntington

GO FUCK YOURSELVES: It’s a shame your parents did not believe in abortion. — David Laity

You’re Unholy: I think it’s disgusting that you people are on television on Sunday, a church day. You are gonna be going to hell. You will not be getting any money from any of us, that’s for sure. But you will be going to hell. — Eddie Prokow

Get right with God: Our country does not have separation of church and state. Maybe you need to study the Constitution. Your actions are communistic and atheistic and you seem to be a bunch of bullies who do not even understand our government. We do not have separation of church and state. Stop shoving your shallow beliefs on others. Get a Crucifix, sit alone in a Church and ask God to explain things to you. — Carol Hugenberg

Go away atheists: You can take your Crap and shove it up your you know what and leave our flag alone you People are nothing but trouble Keeping and Lowlife Racist. — Debbie Varnadoe

Die assholes: May prayer is that A Holy God strikes you with Cancer or your family with every plague he can send your way to break your arrogance & pride – You Dumb Stupid Asshole of a woman who do you thinks wakes you up every morning??? Are you that stupid……May God rain Fire & Brimstone on your family to teach you a lesson who is in charge. When you die asshole what are you going to say to a Holy God??? No your retarded brain is too prideful for that. Hell is a long time you moron. — Donny Klaehn

We are a Christian county: You are trying to destroy the values this country was based upon. Prayers & crosses were acceptable until fairly recently. You are flying against the values of the majority of the U.S. citizens. I hope you all rot in hell. — Kenneth Sanders

Sickening: You can all grab a gun, form two lines, face each other , aim then pull the trigger. What fools you people are. Absolute fools and we’re done messing with you. — Don Alexander

Who are you?: How destructive you are! Every time I see your organization in the news, my skin crawls. You people are degenerates, depraved anarchists, undoubtedly taking money from some very questionable sources (the Chinese government, the GRU, George Soros and his cabal undoubtedly). Like the ACLU once served a legitimate purpose, you all (SPLC, FFRF, ACLU, etc) are anti-society. The best you can do for a mission statement is ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’. Your type don’t have friends. Only people that share your desire and vision to destroy. It’s unfathomable. Were all of your parents equally bitter? — Julio Banderas

Traitors: Blah blah blah. Three ignorant individuals, that are clueless about what is important and lack wisdom and understanding, being traitors to their nation as they attack the very foundations of America which is Christianity. They started the whole think with obvious mistakes made by the hand of man, but are neither relevant to the Christians faith, neither. I would never use the NIV as a Christian. They are the root of a heresies and that’s about the only thing they got right. Overall just wannabes promoting their personal views having no respect for facts like the one that Paul died for his beliefs after being a persecutor of the Christians, that Luke wrote both the book of acts and the gospel that carries his name and that the writing after 50 years of the events os the best we ever had from the ancient history. They do not doubt writings written 3, 4, 5, 7 hundred years but they doubt those written 50 years after? Seriously? — Chris Irinoiu

SATANIC PANICK: WOW IF THIS ISN’T THE BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!! SATANIC PANICK WAS CEEATED TO MAKE THE PUBLIC BELEIVE THAT OH IT’S JUST SILLY CHRISTIANS AND PEOPLE BEING PARANOID SUCH BULLSHIT!!!! WHY DON’T YOU TELL THE TRUTH YOU SICK PEICE OF SHIT!!! ALL OF THOSE SATANIC RITUAL ABUSE CASES WERE 100 PERCENT TRUE!!!! THOSE SICK SATANIC FUCKS WERE 100 PERCENT GUILTY!!! AND WAS AND IS HAPPENING EVERY WHERE!!!! WHY NOT TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SATANIC FREAKES RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN SACRIFICE BABIES RAPE WOMAN AND MEN SACRIFICE PPL TORTURE AND KILL CHILDREN AND ANIMALS ALL APART OF YOUR SICK RITUALS!!!!!! YOU SICK FULL!!!! YOUR RILLIGON HAS BEEN MOLESTING CHILDREN AND TORTURING IN UR RITURALS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS TALK ABOUT THAT YOU SIT UP THERE AND LIE THREW YOUR TEETH!!!! DO YOUR RESEARCH PEOPLE!!! — James Buhs