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Caption contest winner

Congratulations to Stephen Van Eck of Pennsylvania for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the September issue. For his winning essay, he wins an FFRF T-shirt.

The winning caption is: You’d think God could do something about these damn pigeons!

Top runners-up include: Hmmm, who shall I discriminate against today?”— Wayne Kleeman of Arkansas.

Paper or plastic? Give me paper, I guess. — Larry Lubetsky of Maryland

If I would have known THIS is what everlasting life meant . . . 
— Paul Oles of Ohio

Thanks to all who participated. If you’ve taken any photos that you think would be good for this contest, please email them to

This photo of the statue of the archbishop of Warsaw, Cardinal Stefan Wyszynski, was taken by FFRF Co-President Dan Barker.