Caption contest winner

Congratulations to Stephen Van Eck of Pennsylvania for winning FFRF’s caption contest from the September issue. For his winning essay, he wins an FFRF T-shirt.

The winning caption is: You’d think God could do something about these damn pigeons!

Top runners-up include: Hmmm, who shall I discriminate against today?”— Wayne Kleeman of Arkansas.

Paper or plastic? Give me paper, I guess. — Larry Lubetsky of Maryland

If I would have known THIS is what everlasting life meant . . . 
— Paul Oles of Ohio

Thanks to all who participated. If you’ve taken any photos that you think would be good for this contest, please email them to caption@ffrf.org.