Crankmail (November 2022)

We hope you enjoy this installment of Crankmail, where we post some of the vitriol, hate and nonsensical ramblings we receive all too often. Printed as received.

Repent: You are definitely the mouths of Satan-/ may God deliver you of your evil! Shame on you people! You will be afraid of burning in hell when you go there if you don’t repent — Rena Caldwell

Full-page ad: In this day and age with all that is wrong with this divided country, faith and religion are still holding this country together. Atheism in a time like this is dangerous and even more divisive. To seek and spend money for full-page ads promoting your narrow view is money that is tainted for an unjust cause. — Donna Graber

Lawsuit: Stay out of South Carolina and stay out of our business!!! — Charles Wactor

Constitution: CONSTITUTION GRANTS FREEDOM “OF”,,,,,,,, SHOW ME THE “FROM”,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I double dog dare you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, morons — Cecil Wheeler

Not scared: I am not scared of you assholes. You are so scared of God you threaten to sue anyone over anything. You make me sick. You country is not the one I want to be a part of. you obviously do not understand the constitution. — Jamie Tersdale

God is real: maybe the fact that you even got a television show called ask an atheist is offensive as hell to all of the humanities intelligence please stop f**** with mine a very top and bottom from reality no reality is everything in existence has a full knowledge of God existence as the Creator and know that he is so even if you claim to not believe in God you’re lying to us and yourself who you trying to convince me or you that God is not real because anybody that got a belief system of their own and they’re going to stick to it till the very end it’s not going to sit and have a debate and have a simple ass TV show called ask an atheist cuz we know where your mind is at the middle of nowhere and any dimension and we ain’t going to ask you a m********** thing — Veronica Poullard

It’s not too late: When you die,,when you leave this existence,,you will find out that you were indeed wrong! But,,,unfortunately,it will be too late! There are no do- overs!!  Man has always sought to do his own thing,right or wrong! Man love evil,,is prone to doing evil! Loves evil!  You, sir,,,like anton lavey,,as he lay dying, cried out” what have I done”? “ What have I done?” But, alas,too late! Wake up! The devil is actually laughing at you3 misguided souls,,he is waiting for you in hell!! Don’t believe his lies!!  Good vs evil!! — Marc Hessing

Jesus saves: JESUS WAS ONE OF MIGHTY MESSINGER FROM  OUR CREATER. HE HADE MANY  HUGE MIRACLES. JESUS MOTHER WAS GOD MOTHER AND,JESUS WAS GOD. INTELIGENT PERSONS DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT’S REALY MEAN BY THIS STATEMENT. YOUR LORD MIGHTY ONE THE MOST HIGH. ABSOLUT OWNER OF ALL PRAISE. LORD OF TREMENDOUS MIGHTY THRONE. ABSOLUTE ETERNAL. ASK ABOUT HIM HE WHO HAVE KNOWLEDGE AND SENSE. IT’S HE CREATED SUN MOON STARS THAT YOU MAY COUNT DAYS MONTHS AND YEARS AND FROM STARS YOU FIND WAY. IT’S HE CREATED MAN FROM FLUIED OF SEED THEN FROM CLOT OF BLOOD TO TEST YOU. HAVE YOU NO SENSE. THEY CHOSE EARTHY IDOLS STONS DEAD HUMANS AND DEVILS BESIDE THERE LORD THAT THEY MAY GET HELP FROM THEM. INDEED THERE ARE LOSER IN HEARAFTER…… — Ibrahim Abdullah 

Bring God back: Its funny how we built a great nation with God in our schools. Now look at our country its a clown world. — Jeffrey Potts

FFR: You guys claim they want freedom from religion but you attack religion? This act binds you to religion. You might try living and let live or move to a country were religion is illegal not protected by federal law. Why are you attempting to fool us? — James R. Park 

You lost: You’re fortunate to live in a country where you can deliver your hate and intolerance under the guise of freedom of speech . Very sad that you put so much energy into denying inarguable truths. But our beautiful homeland and our Constitution permits your view and I defend your right , though your are so very incorrect in your opinions. I have proof that God exists . The atheist , while fun to debate , lost the argument before it started. So keep fueling yourselves by embracing each others ignorance , we’ll keep praying for your souls non the less — Craig Bartok