Published by the Freedom From Religion Foundation, Inc. FFRF.org

Crankmail (Jan/Feb 2019)

Vol. 36 No. 01 Jan/Feb 2019

Ah, yes. The holiday season brought with it the annual tradition of hating others for not believing as they do. Here are some of the “best” letters FFRF received from our detractors, printed as received.

Disgusting!: Shame. Shame . Shame . On you all. What a disgusting group of individuals you are. — Kellie Stoneberger Malcolm 

Go fuck yourselves:  I like my freedom of speech because faggots hate it.  Have a nice non godly day. —  George Lombardi

You’re wrong: LEAVE THE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY ALONE!!! START YOUR OWN COUNTRY IF YOU DON’T WANT GOD IN IT!! Just because the Supreme Court got it wrong doesn’t mean we need to follow suit. — Tom McIntosh 

Ffrf losers: You nasty motherfuckers are the downfall off morality in our country. Piss off! — Michael George 

leave us alone: just quit causing trouble, leave thongs alone that have been parts of various communities — Geoff Westerman

Jesus is love: What the fuck is y’all problem Jesus is awesome and y’all will burn in hell for turning off the the cross how dare u be selfish and y’all probably love incest you man eating barbarians Jesus is awesome — Tom Johnson 

Dover: Leave the people in Dover Ohio alone you people are a bunch of communists Christmas is a catholic holiday [email protected] — Bob Roghoff

Sue me!: You people make me sick to my stomach. You are worse than the ACLU which also sucks. I have a huge nativity scene in my front yard right by the road. Care to sue me? Go ahead. I’ll fart in your face. — Gary Soskind

FFRF: How dare you … you’re all a bunch of oxygen whores. — Victoria Midgley-Roberts

Message for FFRF: The hi I in c u f u fufuf u do ufi for jf u dufufjfuc.fj ncjdgdkglhkdtsydudysydy — Bill May

You are not the majority!: You guys are a real piece of work. We are very small town. One person writes you and tells you they are offended because there is a nativity scene in front of our government building and you threaten to file a lawsuit against our town if we do not take it down? How dare you justify this change for one person. There are hundreds of people in our small town who have enjoyed the nativity scene in our town for many many years, and a godless organization like yours comes along and tears down tradition like it is nothing. Next time you have a problem with the way we celebrate our holidays, you can come to me personally and discuss it, don’t hind behind your lawyers like a bunch of pansies. I will be more than happy to set you straight on history and tradition. I am pretty sure you will treat this like another hate mail against your organization, but be for warned, mess with our town again and you will have to deal with me, and believe you me you will wish you believed in god. — John Kotula 

You afraid?: Why is this group so afraid of a God u don’t think exists? — Joshua Tessmer 

Light the cross: How dare you people come to my town and bully my town into removing certain things from the Christmas light display that has been there for years. If you dont like it, then dont drive through the park to see it. I have never understood why certain groups of people think they have the right to tell other people that there beliefs are wrong and you must follow my rules or else. In short you are wrong for what you did. Take your complaints and stay out others states business and stay out of Missouri, you have no claim and that cross will light again , God does not give you the right to takes or mess with the free will of the people all over, you woke a sleeping giant, and now you will most certainly feel the effects of the after math you have unleashed, the cross will light again. — James Roger Curtis 

OZARK: STOP BEING BUTT HURT PEOPLE HAVE RELIGION IT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES AND CENTURIES FUCK U AND STUPID NONPROFIT SHIT I HAPPEN TO LOVE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN IN OZARK MO U WILL NOT WIN THIS WAR ASS HOLES IT HAS BEEN THAT WAY FOR YEARS NOW U WANT TO CHANGE IT WOW — Eddie Ramsey 

We are good Christians: I am so sick of people like you that think because you think one way that everyone else should too. Well Im here to tell you that here in the south, we are good Christian people and for you to write a letter requesting our CROSS in the park to be taken down is sickening. WELL I think your website ,facebook and everything should taken down and banned because its all a fraud to get money. You are just another SCIENTOLOGY group. I know where I will go when I die, Sorry for you all your souls will burn in HELL. I hope people blow up your site wit their opinions. Keep your beliefs up there. Apparently the cold has gotten to your brains. We will just say that instead of what I really want to say. — Joan Moreland Rosmanitz 

Burn!: I hope you all burn in Hell you bunch of religiophobics. — Scott Walsh 

Better get Jesus: I cant express how much this group sucks!!!!!!! Ya’ll need Jesus lol lol — Stephen Bischoff

Go Away!: If you don’t believe in GOD get on a plane with a one way ticket to somewhere and never come back.! — Gordon L Chambers Jr.

Trying hard: In the Christmas season I try very hard to think good thoughts to organizations such as yours. It’s very tough. The rest of the year I just fantasize that your operation gets shut down. — John Shearson