Caption contest winner
Congratulations to Derek Mathias of California for winning the June/July caption contest. Derek wins an FFRF T-shirt.
The winning entry is: Pugnacious Pastor Pelc, the plastic pistol-packing priest, painlessly pelts pandemic-panicked parishioners with pure papal-pleasing precipitation, proving positively that pumped potable projectiles in public places is as preposterously pointless as pious prayer in pews.
Runners-up are: Well, so much for “. . . putting away childish things” (1 Cor.13:11). — Thomas Drolsum of Wisconsin
Let us spray. — A.F. Ortiz Jr. of Florida
The sacramental wine is now available to all communicants who caught the consecrated host delivered via slingshot. — Dana Diedrich of Idaho
If you’ve taken any photos that you think would be good for this contest, please email them to [email protected].